|season 1:||drake helps josh w/ a crush|
|season 4:||drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans|
If you ever push a pull door, don’t look like a stupid idiot. just push the door off its hinges and walk through like a champion
*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.